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Posted by Grant Foraker on February 24, 2010 at 12:20:42:

A bit dated. "PICNIC" is new to me. I'm found of error "ID10T".

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AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addition
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC - Bill's Attemp to Seize Industry Control
CD ROM - Consumer Device Rendered Obsolete in Months
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
DOS - Defunct Operating System
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
LISP - Losts of Infuriating, Silly Parentheses
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The OS Hangs
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Consumers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
OS/2 - Obsolte Soon, Too
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
SCSI - System Can't See It
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WWW - World Wide Wait


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