Posted by Martin E. Morrison on January 04, 2006 at 20:02:52:
In Reply to: Re: Internet Basic posted by Stephen Auerbach on January 04, 2006 at 08:21:43:
And don't forget the contributions made by Martin in Up&Running.
ABS(X) Absolves X of any blame for incorrect results.
AINT(X) Returns a different value for X.
AOS(X,Y) Adds or Subtracts X and Y.
APPEASE(X) Resolves arguments.
BAD(X) Chastises X.
BIRCH(X) Returns a conservative value for X.
CENSOR(X) Deletes 4-letter words from alphanumeric data.
DIFF(X,Y) Returns a value of 1 if X and Y are different; returns a value of 1 if X is different and Y isn't.
IGNORE(X) Pays no attention to X.
INV(X) Invents a value for X.
RIGHT(X) Changes X to the correct value.
SOB(X) Subjects X to a Sum-of-Bits operation.
TOTAL(X) Forces X to have a severe crash.