Posted by Jim Guerber on Tue, 21 Oct 2003 19:28:37 :
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1. I just got a new certificate, what do I do now? I Don=92t remember
where my server services were installed.
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2. You Bozos just told me I had to get the latest x!??serv, I
downloaded it, and the install program doesn=92t work. Now what?
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3. I just put down the latest comet release. Now, none of my comet
workstations work! What info should I send you so that we can find out
the problem?
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4. Someone planted a small nuclear device in my server room. What
can Comet do to protect me? Do I need to install anything special? What
do you recommend for this situation? We will hold you accountable for
ANY answer you give.
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5. I get error 83 periodically, what is wrong? Time out! Maybe it
was error 84. Maybe error 99.
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6. Je me trouve sur le chantier. Le pr=E9sident de la compagnie a un
pistolet et il ne me laissera pas partir jusqu'=E0 ce que tous les
probl=E8mes d'ordinateur soient fixes. Veuillez me dire quoi faire pour
fixer tous ces probl=E8mes. Je suis all=E9 en arri=E8re toute la =
mani=E8re =E0 la
com=E8te 403. Il y a diff=E9rents probl=E8mes avec elle. La compagnie
n'am=E9liorera pas au dernier syst=E8me parce qu'elles disent qu'il est =
trop
cher. AIDE!
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7. I can only connect to my customer=92s server in Antarctica with
PCAnywhere. I can=92t get to any of the workstations. What is the best =
way
to upgrade all of my 2573 users with the latest workstation software?
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8. I am on site. The president of the company has a gun and he
won=92t let me leave until all of the computer problems are fixed. =
Please
tell me what to do to fix all of these problems. I have gone back all
the way to comet 403. There are different problems with it. The company
will not upgrade to the latest system because they say it is too
expensive. HELP!
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9. What is wrong with type M directories? Type N? Type S? They
always worked for me.
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10. All of my customers are afraid of connecting their computers to
the internet. How can I get those 4 and 5 megabyte release files onto
their system?
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11. Can programs compiled on a Qantel computer access CFAM files?
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12. Can programs compiled on a WANG computer access CFAM files on a
Novell server?
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13. How can I get to my Comet data from my cell phone?
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14. What about comet 504?=20
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